This World is a Warm Sunny Park

I just mopped a the floors in my house, making me a prisoner on my couch until Murphy’s Oil does its thing. I seem to channel a lot of my anxiety and depression into cleaning. If only I could channel all my feelings into cleaning; everything would be so clean.
I’m currently in-between jobs. I applied for unemployment nearly 2 months ago, and if I’m lucky I’ll find out if I qualify on Monday so I can make rent. The amount I’d be receiving from unemployment is impossibly small to live off of, but I might be able to stretch out $222 a week until other things come together. Not that I’m ungrateful, I’m just stressed out. I have a few things in line and it will all work out, eventually, I’m sure.
2009 was really kind of a roller coaster. It was my Chinese Zodiac year and it’s fair to say that everything went my way. Whenever I was challenged, it seems like good fortune was right around the corner. Somewhere between that sixteen-year-old updating his LiveJournal and this 24-year-old blogging, I’ve become an optimist. I believe I have the ability to affect my life positively and work things out, most of the time.
Though I’ve adopted a new outlook on life, it’s interesting to find myself feeling encumbered. Stereotypes promote the idea that optimists are happy-go-lucky while pessimists are constantly depressed downers, but really depression is possible from both sides of the table. It just feels very different this time. Thus most mental disorders, I suppose.
Anyway, sorry about this rant. I just needed to write some things out. One of my “resolutions” this year is to write more entries here, so hopefully you’ll be seeing more of me.

Sub-Urban

I remember the first punk concert I went to. My friends and I were big fans of the punk music we had received on mix tapes or the CDs our Christian parents were willing to buy us (MxPx, Ghoti Hook, Craig’s Brother, anyone?). So it was huge news when we found out that Tooth and Nail Records was having the festival show, Suburbia, come to nearby Orange County. Ghoti Hook and The OC Supertones were the headliners. Anyway, a few of us got all psyched up. I remember that we put this spray on blue dye. I remember the thick smell and staining my friend Stephen’s mom’s car with it.
After seeing Ghoti Hook play, I had walked back to the concessions booth to buy a bottle of water. The woman behind the register, maybe only four or five years older than me, pointed out that there was “blue stuff” all down my neck. I thanked her and hurriedly walked to the bathroom to get as much of the now running dye off my neck and shirt. Of the whole concert, that’s my most vivid memory.
Ghoti Hook is also the band who introduced me to Pixies, when they covered “Where Is My Mind?”. That’s what I love about music. You can look back at it and quickly figure out your own history.

I Killed My Facebook

Lately, my friends and family have been approaching me and asking why I removed them from my Facebook friends. Earlier this month I decided to pull the plug, drink the juice, and move on from Facebook. My reasoning was simple: I hate Facebook.
When I first joined Facebook access was still limited to students with official school email addresses; a brilliant way to ensure the network remained social and useful as a networking tool without filling it with spam and crap. But when Facebook opened to the public and introduced Facebook Apps, the service became bloated and boring like Myspace.
I hate receiving any kind of notification from Facebook.I don’t care what other people comment on an item I “Like”. I don’t care what people write on the walls of Events I’m visiting. I don’t want to join anyone’s posse in any “game”, where the lone game mechanic is inviting more friends to make your own posse.
As I sat in front of my computer one day digging through the privacy settings and turning off feature after feature, I realized that the Facebook I wanted was nothing like the Facebook everyone else was using.

What Michael Likes About Facebook:

  • Contact information
  • Personal messages from friends and family
  • Sharing items

Beyond these three features I have no use for a Facebook, and all three of them are amply replaced by Google Calendar, Gmail, and Google Reader.

I hope you don’t take personal offense to me disappearing from your friend’s list or from your Farm Mafia Posse, but I’m sorry. I have to take control of my social network.

Kate Beaton’s APE Interview

This video starts right at the beginning of the Kate Beaton portion of the interview. I like this interview mostly because it shows off how congenial she is in real life. It’s also a great example of what’s kind of weird about the webcomic community. For example, the part when Binkley starts counting off his “Internet girlfriend” list. Still, he actually asks some interesting questions and Beaton brings up some good answers.

Tonight I Made Curry For Dinner

Tonight I made myself some beer battered chicken spicy curry rice for dinner. Here is the recipe that I sort of made up as I went along. I am going to assume you already know how to make white rice or where you can order it made for you.

Beer Battered Chicken Spicy Curry Rice (~2-3 servings)

What you will need:

  • ~2 Russet Potatoes
  • ~.5 White Onion (I prefer white, but yellow will also work if that’s your thing)
  • ~1 Carrot
  • 1 Box of Japanese Curry (Golden Curry is one of the easier to find brands and will do well. I recommend Hot, which is not really that hot)
  • Vegetable Oil
  • 1 12oz Bottle/Can of Beer
  • 2 Chicken Breasts
  • 1 Cup of All Purpose Flour
  • ~2 Eggs
  • Like, Some Melted Butter Maybe
  • White Rice (Either you make it at home in a pot/rice cooker or you order it)
  • Running Water
  • An Oven
  • Some Pots and Cookware
  • Plates and Utensils to Eat it With.

Note on the vegetables: Think of potatoes, carrots, and onions as the minimum. Other stuff I have seen in curry includes celery, peppers, apples, and peas. Feel free to add more stuff, but decrease the amounts of the other vegetables accordingly. You’re going to want about 2-3 cups of diced vegetables in the end.

Cut your chicken breasts in half longways, then slice them into 1 inch strips short ways.

Mix 1 Cup of flour with 2 eggs and some melted butter into kind of a thick whip. Now pour your beer on it until it’s a smooth, beery batter. Now coat and soak your chicken strips in the beer batter and let it cool in the fridge for around 30-40 minutes. Meanwhile, drink the rest of the beer.

Dice the potatoes and onion up into inch cubes. Cut up the carrots like you’re going to count the rings on trees. Do the same with any other vegetables/fruits you have decided to add in.

Now we stir fry the vegetables. Put in your potatoes in the wok/skillet first with a little bit of vegetable oil on a high heat, then carrots, and finish with the onion. This is in order from least easy to easiest to burn. Stir them around so they fry for about 10-15 minutes, or until all the vegetables have about an even amount of brown going on.

Round about now you want to start getting your white rice together by whatever means you intend to. You’re maybe 20-30 minutes away from your meal.

Lower the heat and add 2.5 cups* of water to your vegetables [hopefully you were using a skillet with enough room for this water or you are a member of the pro wok club cool emoticon]. Cover and let simmer till your potatoes are soft (10-15 minutes)

While that’s simmering, bust out your beer battered strips. Fill a skillet with 1-2 inches of vegetable oil and make it hot. Like so hot, man. When it’s hot (so hot) start frying the chicken strips in it. Turn them over once. Let this go until the chicken is cooked and fried. If you’re my mom you would cut open one of the larger pieces of chicken and make sure it doesn’t have any pink in it to make sure it’s done.

When your potatoes are soft, take the curry mix out of the box, break it up into cubes, and mix it into the water with your vegetables [Japanese curry comes in a little plastic tray and is often formed into breakable sections like chocolate). Stir it around so that the curry mix dissolves and spreads around. Leave the heat on for five more minutes or so to thicken the curry and let the vegetables soak up that delicious curry mix.

Put some white rice on a plate, put the vegetable curry mix on top, and put your beer battered chicken on top of that. Eat.

Possible condiments:
Soy sauce (Get Kikkoman brand, no need to thank me later)
Furikake
Chutney (My dad and sister like chutney on their Japanese curry and maybe you will too, but I don’t)

This is really similar to how you would prepare chicken katsu with curry, but it’s beer battered chicken instead. Another advantage of the beer battered substitution is that you can make this 100% vegetarian by substituting some great beer battered broccoli, asparagus, onion, mushrooms, or bell peppers (it might actually taste even better with these things).

*Consult the box your curry came in for how much water is required. All my measurements are made assuming that an entire 3.5 oz box of Golden Curry mix is being used.

TransLink, Psssh More Like LameLink.

Having experienced the ups and downs TransLink from May to July, I feel obligated to stand up on this soapbox and tell you that the TransLink system is not ready for exclusive use. MUNI is talking about phasing out our beloved, tree-killing FastPasses in 2010. This gives TransLink a few extra months to get their ship in shape, but some of my experiences have led me to feel the system is inherently flawed. Let me go over the three months I used my card and then I’ll follow up with what TransLink and MUNI can do to improve the system.
I switched to TransLink for simple enough reasons. As a full-time student who lived on campus, I did not leave the house often though to warrant an actual FastPass and I was sick of having to gather the odd change to make the $1.50 fare (Remember those days?). I felt that eCash was the solution for me. I found out pretty quickly that it wasn’t that great of a solution. First and foremost, the most accessible way to add money to your card is with their website. They say on their site that money added on the site will show up on the card within 72 hours. Well yes, it does take three days at minimum, but at worst it could take 5 days or more (god forbid some of those days are weekends). Compounding this, you can’t view your balance online. You either have to remember what the scanner flashed when you “tagged” your card or call their 1-888 number, which won’t reflect any balance changes from within the last 24 hours. Your other option is to find an Add Value machine, which are only really available at the underground stations. So, the only obvious solution to the eCash problem is to set up “Autoload”. Autoload will automatically add a sum of money to your card after you’ve gone below $10. You can set the amount you want TransLink to add, but the minimum is $20.
The second problem I encountered was a series of bus drivers and MUNI representatives who were completely clueless about the card and how it works. The training these people received seems to have been limited to “Someone is going to get onto your bus and tap a card against this thing and you can’t leave until it beeps.” Questions about how the card works, why the card isn’t working, or anything else are met with shrugs. Honestly, I can’t blame them. A physical paper transfer is pretty clear-cut while the various beeps and blips that the TransLink box may or may not be making are meaningless. The technical errors that the TransLink system encounters seem to happen randomly and can range from the reader not being on to the reader not recognizing your card. Some bus drivers will let you board even though TransLink isn’t working, and the others will make you pay the fare anyway. Regardless, if your card doesn’t tag, it won’t read as containing a transfer if you run into a transit cop. TransLink warns you to bring money for an alternate form of payment with you and they aren’t lying, you’ll use it often.
Anyway, I graduated and moved off campus so I felt it was time to switch to buying a FastPass every month. These too can be ordered from the website and so also incur a 72+ hour wait before they can be used. The month of June went pretty well, actually. Except for the few times that the card reader was down and I had to dig for change to pay my fare, I did not encounter too much resistance. And so I went on to buy another FastPass on my TransLink card for July.
In July my card “broke”. I don’t know what happened, but nothing would read it anymore, so I called TransLink. I was told that if I had been using eCash TransLink could have transferred the balance onto a new card for me, which I could easily pick up from any TransLink vendor, but since I had used a FastPass I had to mail my card to Concord. I was told that they would inspect my card to make sure I wasn’t lying, transfer my account onto a new card, and mail it back the same day. Two weeks after mailing in my card, I still had not received my replacement. I called again and was told that they had probably lost it, so they sent me a new one with my account on it a few days later. They also told me they would compensate me $20 eCash for the troubles, but I never received any of that fake money. I used my FastPass on my TransLink card for the remaining week of July and concluded that a paper FastPass was much more worthwhile.
These are problems that TransLink and MUNI can address, however, and it could potentially be a really neat way to use public transit. First, any money added to your card should be available instantly. I don’t have to wait three days when I order a hamburger before I can eat it. Second, the actual balance on the card should be updated live and available on the website. Third, all MUNI employees should have an idea of how the card works, how Add Fare machines work, and how to reboot the system when the readers are not working. Finally, and most importantly, TransLink needs local support booths. One should never have to mail a card to Concord for any reason.
In the end, I’m going to regret the passing of the paper FastPass regardless of how professional and robust TransLink becomes. I’m all for adopting new technology, but knowing that as long as I hold a small, duo tone slip of paper I can travel the city is a very secure feeling. Especially when the alternative is a buggy “smart” card that has taken over a decade to actually appear on MUNI and will cost the Metropolitan Transportation Commission an estimated $338 million over 25 years.

The Videos You May Have Missed

I’ve made some more videos since the last time you were here. Let me share them all with you with some insightful commentary.

your posts are like a roller coaster baby

i wanna ride

Prozzäk Is My Favorite Band

This is a high tech tribute to one of my favorite bands.

another rough day up here in the sky

My friend suggested that this was a video of me playing god. He was correct.

the rogue’s game

This is a dramatic reading of a shitty post from a forum I visit.

I Spent This Week in a Coma and All I Got Was This Stupid Sentence

Slowly, very slowly, things are coming together here. I actually have a lot of free time, but I’ve been busying my hands elsewhere; mostly playing air guitar. I’m going to try to start updating on a regular schedule again.
I’m really pissed off that my old data got killed. I’ll have to remember to keep personal backups this time or something.

New Wife, New Life

I’ve changed hosts since an unfortunate accident at the last place killed everything. I’m slowly getting everything back up to operational capacity. Please hold.