A tragedy waiting to happen, but at least it's ironic.
Michael Harper is a fan of pancakes, leftist politics, and pop music. He wants to write about how attractive you look today. His life goal of winding up in a gutter with his best friends is continually thwarted by paychecks. He is this many years old.
This blog serves as a dart board for me to throw all my dumb things at and see what sticks. Send all fan-mail to “Michael Harper Fan Club” at:
